True Stories!

All you gotta do is not to fuck around and fall in love, and its all good.


They must hate british, why do they hate us.. ( they == pakis )


Well.. Food is important.. ok ?
ok ok ok ok ok ?


Humans were not made to sit at a desk in front of computer all the damn time.
Live it up guys :-/


Will you please just listen to me. Its not me, Its you.


I am like one of those parasites that crawl up your pee hole.


Guess what ..I am afraid i forgot to wipe ..


In murrica, Nobody cares about nobody..
People will stab their own mommas for a dollar.


Why do girls hate me ? meh